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If I Won an NBA Championship I Would Get So Drunk

At this point in my life, it seems pretty unlikely I’ll win an NBA championship. My best hope is that somehow I luck into a job as a towel “boy” or win the lottery and buy a team outright because I’m reaching my peak NBA years (27-33 years old) and have yet to make a… Continue reading ‘If I Won an NBA Championship I Would Get So Drunk’



I Just Became a Huge Dallas Mavericks Fan

I hate being right all the time. Does it get as old for the rest of you as it does for me? The Heat would stampede past the Bulls to the NBA Finals. George W. Bush would be a terrible President. It was a bad idea to let Charlie Sheen try cocaine. I should not… Continue reading ‘I Just Became a Huge Dallas Mavericks Fan’



Best NBA Playoff Picture, MVP Race in Years

I’m now one of those idiotic people who is trying to live without a TV or cable. This is obviously the way to do it now with Hulu and Netflix and illegal downloads omnipresent, but the one problem is sports, which I’m learning as the NBA season winds up. Without a doubt, this is a… Continue reading ‘Best NBA Playoff Picture, MVP Race in Years’