Arnold Schwarzenegger has a love child by way of his domestic employee, which on its surface may sound like a tragedy for many, many individuals involved, including the little boy, who, no matter what he accomplishes, will forever be known as the illegitimate product of Arnold’s frightening (in so, so many ways, I imagine) loins.… Continue reading ‘This Schwarzenegger Love Child Has Collapsed the Space-Time Continuum of Humor’